Date of Birth: 6 October 1982
Nickname: I don't have one. I would like one, so if anyone wants to call me 'Hot Stepper' and sing the song 'Here comes the Hot Stepper' when I walk into the room, feel free.
Previous clubs: Wizards, Chester, and Helsby
All time sporting hero: Jason Robinson
Favourite sporting highlight: Winning the league last year (2006/7 season). Playing on the left side with Luke 'The Bum' Andrews and nullifying that spring view winger by clinging onto his ankles and pulling his winnits. There's no escaping from that kind of tackle.
Which RL team do you support: Warrington
Favourite RL player: Brent Grose
Favourite food: Mum's Sunday roast
Favourite drink: Slush Puppy (Non Flavoured from one of the older machines)
Favourite band/music: Queen or anything by Mutant, baby dangling paedophiles
Most embarrassing CD in your collection: I'd say 5ive, but they rock!
Biggest achievement to date: I think I was top try scorer for about 4 games this season (2007/8). I knocked Jimmy Dudley on his bottom with a big hit. I used to have hair. I used to be average height in nursery. I'm pretty sure I made Breggor cry once when I hinted that he might be overweight. The list goes on.
Hopes for the future: For gladiators to accept my application, so I can do battle with other guys in leotards. I'm also looking at those Austin Healey adverts in the back of the daily mail. Does that work on Dwarfs style foreheads?